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Of course! What kind of advice are you looking for?

Say, hypothetically speaking, I have a friend who's trying to help a friend of his with her first square, because she trusts him.
It's also her first time having sex too, and while this friend of mine is super cool and handsome and confident in fantasies with famous piano players, that was his first time even thinking about doing something like that with a girl ever.
So he's kind of nervous!
What kinds of things should he keep in mind to make it nice for her?
What do girls like?
I know it's important to be gentle, and not to be pushy or anything, and of course I know how to do it, but I'm pretty sure famous piano players are the only kinds of girls who'd like Chopin played on their skin.
Oh and in case you can't tell, I'm lying about this being hypothetical and about a friend.
I'm really at a loss here haha! (;´∀｀σ)σ

[You have other friends...? is her first thought, honestly, but even she's catching on before he admits it that he must be talking about himself. It's pretty obvious, even if the thought of some girl trusting a self-admitted liar seems weird on the surface.]

Wait, so you don't like girls? Why not? We're so cute!

[That slips into the mental text before she can really help herself. Look, she puts her foot in her mouth when using spoken word. Using thought-to-text is really not an improvement.

She'll get to the rest in a bit.]

Wait, that isn't what I meant to say. I mean to say, I thought you weren't going to play anymore?

Girls are really cute, you're right, and I like them plenty!
I mean I'll still be their friends, and obviously I'll still sleep with them.
There's just a difference between "cute" and "attractive", sorry~
And I didn't have sexy space station on my list of vacation spots to visit after I die soooo I always figured I'd end up with a guy, if I ended up with anyone at all. Hence why I never really thought about it.
But I'm not playing, not really.
I mean it when I said she asked for my help.
I told her she could ask me for help with anything, since I made her my subordinate in DICE, and I'm a leader who keeps my word and looks out for my members, you know?

[There's more to it than that, but he doesn't really need to share the details of his first experience here...]

Huh... I had no idea!

I'm glad I don't have to worry about you getting a crush on me or anything, at least. (^ц^ )

Anyway, that's really considerate of you, Oma-kun, offering to complete her first square for her. I'm glad you have more friends other than me and Saihara-kun!

But, ummm... you were asking how to make it nice for her, right? What's she like? All girls are different, you know!

[Haha yup. Good thing you don't have to worry about that. Not like he's not sitting around with a crush on your boyfriend instead or anything, nope.]

Gosh I don't know, Akamatsu-chan~
That other night just may have shown me the light now!
Maybe I'm not interested in most girls, but I don't know if I can help myself now that I've had such a wonderful night with a strong woman like you~ (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Also, I know we're still getting to know each other, but I am a lot more social than your boyfriend is.
He's really the one you should be worrying about and congratulating every time he makes a friend, not me!
I'll be surprised if he has friends other than us, and I'm sure *without* us, he'd probably just stay in his room all day, sitting in the corner and licking dust.

[That's what introverts do, right?]

As for her, imagine the cutest little bunny you can and then imagine it nervous and scared literally all the time.
She's a nurse and I think she really enjoys that, since talking about bandaging up my scrapes and stuff was about the only time she didn't stutter and apologize.
She apologizes a lot, and suggests some pretty severe things to try and get you to forgive her.
Which is another reason I'm not turning her away.
I can only imagine the kind of asshole she'd run into otherwise who'd totally take advantage of her.

[Not...that...he didn't. But he at least isn't hurting her, or using her sexually.]

Yeah, yeah, that's a lie, right?

[About seeing the light and all that.]

Anyway, I'm sure Saihara-kun would at least go to the library and lick the books without us around. But you're right! We should introduce him to more people.

And you're talking about Tsumiki-san, right? She's really cute~ o(≧∇≦o) That meek, timid air around her is pretty sexy and definitely would attract the wrong kind of people, you're right. And she walks around dressed like some of the costumes I've seen window-shopping...

I don't know, is it~?
But you're right, it would be books.
I forgot that he's probably at least friends with the librarian there.
I bet she'd let him, just so she could watch, so he definitely needs more friends...
That aren't weird, creepy, sexcation regulars.

[Meek and timid air though, huh...]

You must be into that kind of stuff, huh?
Well maybe not the nursing costumes, but her attitude.
I mean, she reminded me of Saihara-chan pretty much immediately so if you think that kind of air is sexy~

We'll have to brainstorm how to get Saihara-kun more friends later.

For now, we need to figure out how to make Tsumiki-san's first time really good, right? And that's not what I'm saying!! (　ﾟДﾟ)＜!! I just meant that I can see why some people might think that kind of thing is attractive, that's all!!

So! If it's Tsumiki-san... she's probably not like me and wants to be on top, right? Probably the total opposite. You have to be like, really, REALLY gentle with a girl like her, probably. Don't tease her too much, either.

If I find out you just grabbed her boobs I'll get really mad!! (╬ Ò ‸ Ó)

Hey, you were the one who pressed them up against me like you were begging me to grab them in the beginning!
How was I supposed to know that's not what you wanted?

[Jeez!!]

But that's totally what you're saying, especially if you like being on top so much.
Saihara-chan must be a serious bottom then!
Alright, I was definitely planning on being gentle, but I'll keep the teasing in check too.

I thought boys liked stuff like that!!

Saihara-kun has nothing to do with this!! We're talking about Tsumiki-san, remember?? ｜。｀＞Д＜｜

Just talk to her about what she likes!! Even if she doesn't know yet, you can still, like, ask her? I'm sure she'd say anything's fine, but you have to at least give her that option to tell you if she doesn't like something.

Look I can't help but bring him up too.
I need at least some things to tease him about every now and then!
Do you really think I wouldn't give her that kind of option?
I just wanted your advice before hand too, you know?
In case she didn't know, so I'd have some kind of idea of what to do.
You really make me sound like such a jerk sometimes, Akamatsu-chan~
All I am is a liar, you know?

You do act like a jerk sometimes... but you're right, that's not what I meant. Sorry!!

I don't know if I can really give you that much specific advice, since I don't know Tsumiki-san THAT well. I mean, you already know what *I* like, so if you just kind of go from there, I can't imagine you'd go wrong?

Oh! Just think about something sweet like Liszt's Liebestraume. Even if you're not confessing to her or anything serious like that, it should make her feel special!

Okay, I'll give you that.
But I'm like...a gentle jerk! ೭੧(❛▿❛✿)੭೨
Not that jerk who steals your lunch money or anything, but the jerk who puts salt in your sugar container and sugar in your salt container!
I just want to have fun, that's all~
But thanks, even if it's just kind of general advice, I still have more of an idea to go from now!
And I'll try to keep that in mind, but that's one I don't actually know.
You'll have to play it for me some time!

[She doesn't answer. Not verbally, anyway. About ten minutes later, she sends a video recording.]

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