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[gotyourbach]

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[slieght]

Well he's not wrong, Akamatsu-chan.
You're super cute and attractive.
If you tried playing this game, you could make a lot of money pretty easily.
Even if it's just with Saihara-chan, since he's so smitten with you.
But I meant physically.
I hate it when people lie to me, but lying to me won't fill a square.
If they wanted to kiss and cuddle and hold me, they could.
Or if they wanted to burn and cut and humiliate me, they could do that too.
I don't really care either way, I was kind of made for this game.

[gotyourbach]

୧( ˵ ° ~ ° ˵ )୨

[Those are compliments?? No they must be lies. He's making fun of her!]

Why are you telling me this?

[slieght]

Sorry, I guess I should keep that stuff to myself huh?
We were just on the topic, so it kinda came out!
I'll be more mindful of what I say from now on.
So what kinds of jobs are you even applying for?
You might have more luck applying at a strip club, or as a waitress in one of those skeevy dive bars.
Use those good looks to your advantage!

[gotyourbach]

I'M NOT WORKING FOR THOSE KINDS OF PLACES ( ≧Д≦)

But I mean, it doesn't make sense. You're the Supreme Leader, right? So shouldn't you be DOING those things to people, not letting people do them to you??

Why would you say you're OK with letting people hurt you?

[slieght]

What about those restaurants where the theme is wearing shirts that barely cover your tits?
You'd fit right in there!

Well Akamatsu-chan, I'm the Supreme Leader, but I'm also a pacifist.
Sadism isn't really my thing.
Don't really get why you care though.
Weren't you just wanting me to stop talking about it?

[gotyourbach]

I don't wear anything like that!!

But seriously, I'm just worried. I mean, I don't care if you want to play this game, but what if somebody hurts you? I don't want that at all.

1/2

[slieght]

That's pretty unavoidable, don't you think?
Since I'm playing with strangers?
It'll happen eventually no matter what.
Don't worry about it, Akamatsu-chan.

[slieght]

Also, I meant your boobs are huge, not that you wear skimpy clothing.
Everyone would always want you to be their server!
You'll have to let me know if you get hired so I can come visit you.
I wanna touch them!

[gotyourbach]

I'm sorry, I just don't like you in that way, Oma-kun...
I want to help you, but I don't think I can do that kind of stuff with just anybody.
Besides, you have your arcade, don't you? Can't you just make money with that?

[IGNORING... THE BOOB COMMENT...]

[slieght]

That's why I said don't worry about it.
There's nothing you can do to help, so why bother worrying?
You'll give yourself ulcers doing that, you know!
It's the truth, I've done it before!
I returned the arcade today though.
People kept complaining about the customer service and that the manager was running around harassing them or something, but I could never find who this mysterious person was.
It spooked me!! A ghost manager harassing my poor customers!!
So I just abandoned them, stole a bunch of the prizes and let the employees find Manager-chan instead!
I figure he's probably trained in busting ghosts since he owned the place before, so he'll be fine.

[gotyourbach]

[You're giving her a headache, Kokichi.]

They probably meant you were harassing them...

Don't you have any easy squares? Let me see your card, maybe there's something I can help with...

1/3

[slieght]

No way, it was definitely a ghost.
I know these kinds of things!
As the Supreme Leader of Evil, I have a high level of clairvoyance, and that totally lets me know when there are ghosts around.
They were pretty much everywhere in the arcade, unable to pass on because they were never able to beat the high score...
It's really tragic! I'm crying just thinking about it!

[slieght]

What's also pretty tragic is that you're considering doing something you'll regret.
You've told me twice that I'm not that kind of friend to you, once that you don't think you can do this kind of stuff with anyone and you're adamant about not playing the game.
And don't you think if you change your mind about that last point, you'd want to do that kind of stuff with Saihara-chan instead?
I'm sure he's the same way, you know?
If he saw that you filled a square with someone else, he'd probably be disappointed, even if he didn't show it.
I'm kind of pissed off that I'm stuck in this position, yeah, but I'd rather just make you apologize for it a bunch of times and play games with me to make up for it than give you regrets.

[slieght]

Besides, the easiest square I have is Public and it all goes downhill from there!

[gotyourbach]

...

[There's no immediate response this time, because he'd probably be disappointed makes something ache right in the middle of her chest.]

It's not like you'd have to do anything on my card... I wouldn't expect that from anybody.

I really don't think anything that's on these cards could give me any more regrets than what happened in the killing game. I just don't know what to do.

[slieght]

[Likewise, it takes a minute for him to reply as well. Mostly because he needs to take a few calming, deep breaths and count to ten.]

Trust me.
Even after what happened in the killing game, it's possible to continue regretting things.
I would know.

[I would know that better than you is what he almost sends, but he manages to delete that last part before making that mistake.]

[gotyourbach]

That doesn't make me worry LESS about you, you know.

[slieght]

Well luckily that wasn't the point of telling you that.
Not sure how to help you with that problem, but here's my best attempt.
How about we leave this as an open invitation?
If I want your help later, I can ask for it.
Gives you time to think on if you really want to offer me your help, and all the consequences that would come from doing something like that with me.
And if you come to the conclusion you don't, you can just take it back.

[gotyourbach]

Okay.

[And maybe she'll regret that open offer, too, but... it's a start. God, she's going to have to talk to Shuichi about some of this, maybe.]

Maybe I can find a wealthy patron. You know, like a lot of composers used to have hundreds of years ago. There must be someone here who'd be willing to pay me for this talent... that way neither of you would have to worry.

[slieght]

[He'll try not to make you regret it, Kaede. Aside from some teasing, maybe.]

Hey, I'd totally hire you for my organization, so you never know!
The free positions are still open, by the way.
I'm gonna build a space branch, you could be one of the founding members!

1/2

[gotyourbach]

That doesn't solve the issue of you needing money, Oma-kun... since you'd be paying me, and I'd just be giving it back to you.

[gotyourbach]

I'll figure something out for all of us! So don't worry!! ୧(≧∇≦)୨

[She doesn't know what she's going to do yet, but goshdarnit she's gonna do her best!!!]

[slieght]

You just worry about you and Saihara-chan!
I'm having fun playing the game, so I'm fine.

[gotyourbach]

[But didn't you just say--

You know what, okay.]

If you say so.
Was that all you wanted to talk about?

[slieght]

I totally forgot!!!
You didn't answer my question at all!
On a scale of one to ten how good of a cuddler is he?